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The first crudely recorded "session" featured a monologue by Ray muttering to himself about his desire to kill. There was something so nakedly sinister about the recording that we were shocked, mystified. At the same time, it instilled in us a hunger for more. We invested in the technology for crisper recordings (we bought a cheap microphone from Radio Shack) and fell into our own obsessive routine of taping. Eventually, our desire for capturing fresh dialogue led us to employ phone prank tactics (listen to "I Was a Mean Muthafucka in Ma Time" and "Nova Express Survey on Alcoholism"). The material that we successfully taped was deliciously dark and incredibly infectious. Day in, Day out, we rehearsed Raymond and Peter's dialogues; their phraseology and curious logic became our own. After several months of taping, we became Peter and Ray (though we certainly don't condone gay-bashing or senseless murder). Our recording was
not as secretive as one might suspect. Several times during their extended
shouting matches we placed a speaker on the walkway outside their door
and subjected them to the tyranny of their own taped voices. At some point
in the process, we recorded Peter saying, "The neighbors are taping us
again," to which Ray responded, "Good. Hey, next It should be noted that neither Pete nor Ray worked. They drank. They watched TV. They fought. They rarely left the house, except to go to O'Looney's convenience store for liquor or to Walgreen's for smokes. There were frequent visits from the San Francisco Police Department, the Fire Department, and Paramedic teams. Sometimes they spent the night in jail, sometimes in the hospital. To make matters more interesting, Tony -- a Southern-bred Vietnam vet and white trash drifter -- moved in and out of their apartment during the time we lived next door. In many ways he was the scariest of the three, recalling a movie extra from Deliverance. Tony provided the catalyst for more fighting, new jealousies, and shifting alliances. We are frequently asked about the exact nature of Raymond and Peter's relationship, but can provide no definitive answer. It remained opaque to us. It is clear, however, that they fought with a penetrating hate that can only be Love. Peter and Raymond
have already assumed legendary status among our friends, families, the
police, and the subterranean network of tape traders. This CD will only
serve to further propagate the gospel of Pete and Ray, and perhaps will
change the face of hatred and self-loathing forever. As a compilation
of their best rants, it provides an excellent insight into the themes
that constituted their very lives: booze, killing, fisticuffs, thievery,
the SFPD, Tony, homosexuality, hospitals, hatred, and corned beef hash. It is a curious pleasure to have one's private obsession become public domain, as is the case for us concerning these recordings. We are certain that you will find them as darkly comic and compelling as we do.
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"Where
Are the Police?":
"I
Hear You Fartin' Certain Tunes": The Shut Up Little Man CD was released in the Spring of 1993. There was a sudden flurry of articles discussing the recordings in Vanity Fair, The Los Angeles Times, The Washington Post, Spin, and Playboy (which we read only for the article). The press was fairly consistent and typically superficial, but they all treated the fact that the recordings were darkly comic and deeply unsettling. The Washington Post called the recordings 'hilarious, but profoundly disturbing.' Vanity Fair said that the CD was 'grimly fascinating, full of light-hearted moments ("You fuckin' piece of shit") and tenderness ("I want to kill you").' And, Spin chimed in: 'This epic documentary is as disturbing as it is hilarious.'
"I
Can Kill You Instantly": The CD sold out a second pressing. Then, a third pressing. There was a one-act play in Los Angeles. There was a sort of Punch and Judy puppet show based on the Shut Up Little Man recordings in Iowa. Bands were regularly sampling bits of Peter and Raymond and sending us copies of their music (The Swirlies, Thinking Fellers Union, Kurt Tazelaar, Mary's Danish, Dino Dimuro). There was another play in South Carolina. The press also continued: an article in The Onion, The Nose, The Wire, and several other zines. Asked by the NME to pick his favorite CD of the year, techno star Moby chose Shut Up Little Man. Kelly Deal of the Breeders chose Shut Up Little Man as one of her Top 10 for Rolling Stone. A young filmmaker named Tim from the DC area began to call me at odd hours of the day, proclaiming that he was shooting a film based on Peter and Raymond. His reports were always entertaining, mildly disturbing, and appropriately, only after he had drunken a substantial amount of hard liquor. The Shut Up Little Man gospel was spreading, and as I said, it was getting weird. A radio station, BFM in Auckland, New Zealand, obtained a copy of the CD. The station manager, a kind and witty soul named Graeme Humphries, saw the soap operatic aspect of Peter and Raymond and decided to draw that to the foreground. Therefore, he and his colleagues produced and broadcast a short serial segment of Shut Up Little Man to play daily on the airwaves. Complete with a melodramatic orchestral background (in true soap opera style), the introductory comments would say things such as: "In today's segment of Shut Up Little Man we join Peter and Raymond, as Raymond claims that he can use any weapon there is and Peter marks the vodka." One member of the BFM staff, Robert, made a journey all the way to the Bay Area in search of Peter and Raymond. Ray, the little man, had died, but he did find a receptive Peter and Tony at the old Pepto Bismol Palace ready and willing to be interviewed for the radio show. The resulting recording, "The Peter and Tony Interview," was equally as funny and disturbing as the original tapes. In a way "The Peter and Tony Interview" held a particular fascination, as it was a sort of "backstage" at the Peter and Raymond show. "Little
Man, Look at What You've Done Here": The Shut Up Little
Man play was composed essentially of transcribed lines from the recordings,
assembled by Gibbs in an order that suggested some sort of dramatic arc.
There were no lines in the play that were not on the tapes. The only inventive
segment that the 'script' called for came at the climax, a rather gruesome
scene wherein one of the boys murders (or dreams that he murders) the
other by cutting open his belly. The cast was fairly strong. Gill Gayle,
a remarkably intense and (appropriately) diminutive little man, proved
to be a very convincing Raymond Huffmann. Gill had played Charles Manson
in the cult favorite play, Timothy and Charlie. Liam Stone, a charming
older gentleman with a penchant for Quentin Crisp, was to play Peter Haskett.
Liam accentuated the bitchy queen side of Peter. Bob Taicher, the producer
for Jodorowsky's The Holy Mountain and a writer on Santa Sangre, was to
be Pet It is difficult for me to write about the 'director,' Gregg Gibbs, because my Mommy said, 'if you can't say anything nice about someone, don't say anything at all.' And, about the only nice thing I can say about Gibbs is: His rich parents had a nice house, a nice house in which he at thirty-something, still lived. Other than that nice little thing I said about him, he was essentially a poster boy for pure megalomania -- a self-obsessed reefer-puffing egotist, well-versed in the high Hollywood art of flattery and inflated praise (as long as there was something he wanted from you): "Eddie baby, you're a total genius," "Eddie, you have created one of the most important works of the century!" Once or twice his flattery was so excessive, I said: "Um, actually, I just pushed the record button on the tape machine." After watching Gibbs eviscerate a stagehand for bumping into the stage and leaving a two inch mark on its surface, I quietly assembled my exhibit and got out of there as fast as I could, agreeing to return for the opening of the play. I left Los Angeles and flew up to San Francisco to spend two days with Mitchell and to find Peter Haskett, the piece of fuckin' shit. "What
Did You Do During the War?": We waited and waited
for more than two hours. Just as we were about to give up, Mitchell slapped
me, pointed down the street, and said: "Holy shit, here he comes!" Peter
was wobbling slowly up the hill toward us. He had on a little windbreaker
and a pair of sunglasses to shield his booze-saturated eyes. He also had
a small plastic bag containing a quart of Gin, a big bottle of discount
cream soda, and a baguette sheathed in its grocery wrapper. As Peter arrived at the entrance of his tenement, Mitchell and I hastily introduced ourselves and explained that several years ago we were his next-door neighbors on Steiner Street. He looked at us as if he was in shock. We informed him that we wanted to talk with him awhile and that we would like to buy him a drink. He stared us up and down for a moment, his eyebrows arching over his shades, and agreed to join us. Just across the street was a little dive bar called The Owl Tree Tavern. We made our way inside and ordered some drinks [Peter: "Uh, Eddie, order me a Vodker"]. We had not seen him face-to-face since 1989, when we had moved out of the Pepto. Time and the tide of endless booze had not been good to Peter. The fueled manic voice on the "Shut Up Little Man" recordings, the voice that pierced so many low-down nights, was now long gone. Instead, his voice intoned in a long slow almost Western drawl. In fact, all and all, Peter was excessively sloppy and slow. There was something mushy about him, like an over-ripe melon. That evening in the Owl Tree Tavern I kept thinking that he would simply turn to ectoplasm before my eyes. It was really quite sad. Mitchell and I attempted to explain to him what had happened - the entire saga of the Shut Up Little Man phenomenon - over and over. He would stop and interrupt us, repeatedly denying that he and Ray ever fought(!), denying the Raymond would ever threaten anyone(!), and in general just proving himself to be the asshole the recordings always revealed him to be. In fact, it took more than an hour to tell the simple story (six times in all), because he did not believe us. Or at least he pretended not to believe us. I mean, Peter was a very smart man, excuse me lady, and we couldn't tell if he was just being coy, if he was just drunk ("that is not called being drunk"), or if he had really lost his mind. Of course, Mitchell and I taped the Owl Tree Tavern interview. [See Interview #1]. After the first hour or so of his refusal to believe our story, he began to obsess on sex. Specifically, he wanted to have sex with Mitchell and I, to suck our cocks, to get a hotel room, to show us his pornographic "book of cocks." He made advance after ceaseless advance. Finally, after three hours of drinking and boozy discourse with the man whose ranting gave "Shut Up Little Man" its name, we said farewell to Peter in front of the tavern. Silently, we watched him stumble across the street toward his tenement; automobiles hissed by in the rain. The following morning Mitchell and I made our way down to Los Angeles with hangovers worthy of. . . well, worthy of Pete or Ray. That very evening was the opening night of the Shut Up Little Man play. It was sold out. There was a line down the block to get in. Gibbs was out of his mind, as usual, but this time because Johnny Depp had stopped by the gallery to buy a "Shut Up Little Man" T-shirt and CD. Mitchell and I had a few drinks, of course, at the opening night reception, and milled about meeting people. Then, the play began. It was very strange to be watching the actors perform Peter's and Raymond's dialogue. Here "Peter" and "Raymond" were fighting in a very pristine upper class venue before a well-scrubbed and receptive audience, peppered with famous film and television stars. It was actually nothing short of surreal, for Mitchell and I had, of course, spent the previous evening in a dive bar with the real Peter, a drunken husk of a sunken man, who absolutely refused to believe that there was a CD or play about him. And yet, here Mitchell and I sat, watching someone portray Peter on stage less than 24 hours later. It was an unsettling cognitive leap. "Do
It or Don't": With the hindsight of several years the Shut Up Little Man film development experience was itself like a bad movie. All in all, the principal developers were very kind and graciously accommodating. They treated Mitchell and I well, although at times they seemed to be helpless in their patronizing attitude toward us. We sat through a series of meetings, re-telling the events that surrounded and led to Shut Up Little Man. The developers saw a host of big names playing Peter and Raymond: Tom Waits, Brian Dennehy, Jack Klugman, Dustin Hoffmann, Dennis Hopper. We met with the first screenwriter to feed him ideas and to tell him true-life stories of living next door to Peter and Raymond. He was a nice guy. In fact, he was too nice. He didn't get it. He didn't have the capacity to get it. "Do
It or Don't": "Do
It or Don't": "I
Know How to Use Any Weapon There Is": At around the same
time an old friend of mine wrote to me saying I should check out Issue
#1 of the Fantagraphics' comic Schizo, one of the sickest and most perverse
comics I have ever eyeballed, by a guy named Ivan Brunetti. I picked up
a copy, read it, and laughed so fuckin' hard my stomach muscles hurt.
They still hurt. In one scene God appears in the form of the Aztec Sun
and taunts Ivan -- as Peter's once provoked Raymond -- with a series of
feminine names: "Okay, Julie. And, the gospel of Peter and Raymond continued to spread. Another play opened in Minnesota, more Shut Up Little Man samples on records, and constant airplay on morning shows like "The Drew and Mike Show" on WRIF in Detroit and the Spud Bros. Show in Boise, ID. The San Francisco Weekly did an eight page cover story on Shut Up Little Man just before Peter died. Ira Glass did a segment on NPR's "This American Life" featuring the recordings. Even though Raymond and Peter had passed away and gone off to the big liquor store in the sky, their arguments carried on and on in plays, puppet shows, on stereos and radios, on webpages and in comic books, and in people's heads, especially when those people had been drinking. These 'notes toward a history' have gotten as long-winded as one of Peter's drunken tirades after being let out of the jailhouse at 4 AM. Considering that this phenomenon stemmed from a lot of sleepless nights, psychic terror, and a few death threats, it is some strange poetic justice that the wretched excesses and abusive diatribes of two individuals could lead to so many positive things. Fortunately, the Shut Up Little Man recordings have brought a lot of crazy pleasure to a lot of people over time. They have inspired a host of artists to make visual art, theater, film and music. And, thankfully, Mitchell and I have made a lot of friends along the way. It has been overwhelming sometimes and just plain fuckin' weird most of the time. But, it has been fun. Peoples' enthusiasm has verified that Peter and Raymond did not appeal merely to my own or to Mitchell's twisted sense of humor. There seems to be something about the dynamic between Peter and Raymond that taps into some elemental, perhaps archetypal, level in human beings. It has been suggested that their dialogues reflect something about the present state of the human condition. Raymond himself had once proclaimed: "I am the human race!" With all that said, I say unto you, as Peter once said to Raymond in an attempt to get him to shut his dirty little mouth: "Good night, sweet prince!"
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