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Letter #1 ok, now here is what i need. volume 1, two cds, "Peter and Tony," and "Peter in the Tenderloin." so, that's 5 items in all. i have enclosed a check. thanx for being such a cocksucker, you fuckin' dog. oh, yeah -- i am in a band called USED and we used a sample from "Shut Up Little Man" at the beginning of the song. we will send you a copy as soon as the single is printed up and your names WILL be on the packaging. i found out about "Shut Up Little Man" through a friend who attends ball state university in muncie, indiana. seems peter and ray are big hits down there. well, until my next order -- keep it out of your asses and learn not to burn. FUCK YOU Traig Foltz Goshen, Indiana Letter #2 I know it may be cutting it a bit close for Christmas delivery, but I've got a queer cocksucker on my gift list who has been naughty this year (giggling falsely, touching my shit, etc.) and therefore deserves some of your asshole piece of shit merchandise stuffed in his stocking. So consider my order. I enclose my check for a total of $18.00, a fucking bargain at twice the price. The check is good, in contrast to those given to Ray by Pete for the rent. Anyway, enjoy the holidays with the traditional six-course meal (corned beef hash and five liters of wine) and send me my shit quick. I promise to order more goodies in the future and to get my twisted, sick fuck friends to order from you as well. Thanks. G. Lynn Burch, III Oklahoma City, OK Letter #3 I just purchased your Raymond and Peter "Shut Up Little Man" CD at a used CD store. I can't believe anyone would want to part with this masterpiece of mayhem! I have just put track #5 (Someday I Will Kill You) on my answering machine, and so far -- no bill collectors have left messages! Thank you for hours of enjoyment and terror, Chris Szabo Wayne, Michigan Letter #4 Sugy Lawrence, KS Letter #5 Howya doin! I went to see the Pepto Bismal palace on Steiner a couple of weeks ago. It looked almost exactly like I had it pictured in my mind -- except it was a bit more dark and sinister than I imagined. I've lived in lots of different shitty places -- worse than the Steiner apts definitely, so I'm not easily spooked, but theres some aura of evil that place has, that made me think that if I hung out there any longer I was gonna come face to face with the Devil. Take care and thanks! Blair Miller San Francisco, CA Letter #6 Listen here you dirty fuckin' piece of shit. . . if you have the time could you write me a little bit about Tony. Why was he so quiet? It seems like he might have been there during a lot of Peter and Ray's shit flinging. What the fuck did Tony look like? Tony has a mini cult following here in Tampa, FL. Where or what is Tony these daze? I ain't no queer cocksucker I'm just curious about Tony. Adam Gryzenski Tampa, FL Letter #7 I'm sure you guys get a lot of letters that all sound the same, but I want you to know that I am not the average idiot that may pester you. The reason for this letter is I am a hopeless fan/devotee/addict of "Shut Up Little Man!" Raymond and Peter are my heros! I would be lying if I told you I am not the same person I was before I heard them because they changed my life!! I will never be the same, and thank God or whatever for that. I have a small story of my devotion and quest for more of the holy words of my violent foul mouth, eniebriated Gods. In the fall of 1991, a friend of mine told me about a tape a friend made for him. He said it was the most incredible thing in the world. He told me of thease two men who would get drunk, beat each other up and scream at each other constantly. At first I thought this would be really dumb or stupid. Then a few weeks later, I got a copy he dubbed for me in the mail. I thougt this would be really dumb, but I was hooked and addicted within the first five minutes! The evilness, the bleakness, the tales of the dark side of life, god, I was hooked. Within a few days, I was obsessed. I listend to this tape all the time. I even lost interest in listening to my music. It seemed that whenever I was awake the tape was on. After a short while I found myself quoting Ray and Peter, I still do this now! When I felt confident that I could learn nor gain anything more from the tape, I allowed my friends to hear the tape and the tape changed their lives too. I watched as Pay and Pete destroyed their resistance. Soon they were addicted and quoting all the time. We would even at times break into verbal arguements Ray and Pete style. We still do this. We today are followers of the gospel of two beilgerant drunks. Man, life is great! The came my quest. To find more of the truth. The tape I had by now was severly worn, by overplay and the abuse of having different liquids spilled on it. After some time, I found a comic book of "Shut Up Little Man." This was pretty good but most important thing is that there was an order form from Tedium House. I thought I had gone to heaven. I sent away for all eight tapes. A few weeks later I got my money back with a letter from Tedium House basically telling me to screw off. I felt like my world had come crashing down. I was crushed. My look soon changed for the better. I took a trip to Portland Oregon where I found a copy of "Shut Up Little Man" on CD. This was great! Now the words of Ray and Peter would never fade away. Later that summer my friend and I went to San Francisco and while we were there, we hunted for Stiener Street but had no luck. We both wanted to actually see where it all took place. Within the past year, I have found vol. III and vol. IV of the tapes. I thought God sent thease to me. I am pretty happy. Yesterday I got a call from the friend who sent me that first tape. he said he got your address and received a newsletter from you guys and most all an order form for all the tapes, T-shirts and so on. Thus, here is my letter. To think that I may be reaching the end of my four year quest leavs me beyond speachless. Life as I know it may be complete. So guys, I would give anything to get your newsletter and an order form. Please send them to me as soon as possible. Now, I would like to thank both of you for recording these men. Without your efforts I would have never gotten a copy of them. You have both contributed to what I am today. I can't even think you enough for everything!!! Your hard work has changed the life of at least me not to mention many others. Keep up the work, and good luck in no matter what you do. A devoted devottee, fan and follower, Rob Baughman Yakima, WA PS: [Phone number] Shoud you ever want to call. Even though you won't but there you go... PLEASE SEND ME YOUR NEWSLETTER AND ORDER FORM. . . PLEASE!!! the best thing for me, according to my doctors is for me to end this letter and say. . .*%&$#*9!! Letter #8 Sorry I haven't been in touch for the past couple of years i've been roaming the country, drinking too mcuh etc. I pretty much shot most of my money to hell so the Payn'Pete feature film is pretty much in the can for now. although I've got a few other "projects" in mind. One is the "raymond and Peter meet Red" opera (ha ha) that im going to do with a friend of mine up in Virginia as soon as I can get up there. Im also going to try to interview Peter over the phone (I found his number) if I can get some people to split the bill with me. Hope all is well Jim Taylor Grimesland, NC Letter #9 Several months ago you were kind enough to send along an order form featuring Raymond and Peter stuff to my old address in Baltimore. Well, since that time I've moved to Brooklyn and promptly lost the order form. I do, however recall that you had mention an upcoming R n' P 7" and a CD of an epic all night battle. Could please send along price info. Finally, if you recall from my first letter: I too am a former resident and survivor of the Lower Haight. My wife and I decided to leave Baltimore because there was too much parking and we were being panhandled much too infrequently. We feel better now. Rex Doane Brooklyn, NY Letter #10 Alex Cook Letter #11 This is Rahul from India. I wrote to you back on 16th of September, requesting the exact price for all the cassettes and 36 track cd, along with the interview that a radio station from New Zealand conducted with Pter and also your encounter with the drunkin cock loving homo. I will send you another email within a couple of days listing exactly what I had originally requested. My problem is that I am gonna leave for Bombay (India) on 2nd November from Toronto and I would really appreciate if it you could send me all that stinking shit I ordered by the end of this month. I find myself in a very precarious position cause my dick licking Homo friends in India have fallen in love with the two old drunken bastards. I recorded a couple of tracks from the Mike and Drew show on 101.1 wrif in Detroit and I took it with me when I went back earlier this year. Believe it or not but Ray and Peter are a big hit in INDIA. One of my friends told me that there are now around 30 or 40 guys constantly ranting out one liners like "SHUT UP LITTLE MAN"! AND "I WANT HIM DECLARED A NUISANCE AND I WANT HIM TAKEN AWAY FOR THE NIGHT!" They have formed an insatiable pool like appetite for the stinking shit dished out by the two old queer m'fuckers. I fear I will get lynched if I go back empty handed. So EDDIE "SAVE MY ASS" and send me all the stuff, I requested, by the end of the month. So, until next time, this is the professional pussy man saying dish out some more shit on those ugly wrinkled ass m'fuckers cause we are still hungry. LATER. Rahul Jham
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