Your Objective:
World Domination Destroy the Earth Criminal Activities Widespread Misery Soul Accumulation

Your Motive:
Money Power Revenge Love (Yes, it works) Madness Sadistic pleasure To show them all Hatred for all mankind So another race can take over Evil - It's my nature Mom never loved me

Base of Operations:
Medieval Castle Corporate Tower Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom Floating Fortress Space Station Abandoned Church Fake Mountain Warehouse Island of Mu Obsidian Citadel Amusement Park Air Fortress Dark Side of the Moon

Type of Henchmen:
Classic Thugs Corporate Suits Robot Warriors Mutant Race Animal Minions (rats, birds, etc.) Computer Programmers the Undead Mean English Teachers Supernatural Creatures Stormtroopers Mobsters Cultists Hired Goons Mad Scientists Soldiers the Religious Right

Stage One:
Kidnap Assassinate Incapacitate Blackmail Seduce Expose Traumatize

People:
Wall Street Executive Rich and Powerful CEO Wealthy Heiress Scientist Senator Pope Military General Young Helpless Child Police Chief Diplomat Chosen One News Reporter Town Mascot Famous Actor/Actress Rock Star

Stage Two:
Seize control of Destroy Steal Contaminate/poison Desecrate Sabotoge

Monuments:
the White House Mt. Rushmore Fort Knox the World Trade Center the Grand Canyon Empire State Building the Town's Water Supply the Pyramids of Giza that Opera House in Sydney New York the Eiffel Tower the Statue of Liberty United Nations the Internet the Pacific Ocean the Moon (ooh, tides!)

Stage Three:
Reveal to the World Unleash Covertly Move Demonstrate Activate

Weapons:
Thermonuclear Missiles Corporate Takeover Armies of Destruction Doomsday Device Secret Death Ray Needlessly Big Weather Machine Armageddon Clock Plague of Doom Horsemen of the Apocalypse Opening of the Seven Seals Great Supernatural Forces

Supplemental Information:

How would you describe yourself:
Criminal Mastermind Evil Genius Demented Madman Sadistic Fiend Threat to our Children Ripe Bastard Nightmare beyond Comprehension Really Bad Guy Demon Straight Out of Hell Unholy Menace Despoiler of all that is Good and Nice and True Spammer

Do you prefer to dress:
in Classic Black? in a Corporate Suit? in a Supervillain Costume with Gimmicks? in a Robotic Exoskeleton? as a Dark Gunslinger? as a Brain in a Jar? as an Intelligence Transferred into a Computer? as an Evil twin/Opposite? wearing the skin of another human?

Your very existence signals:
the Apocalypse the End of All Things Horrors beyond Man's Comprehension the Destruction of the Masses Nightmares for every Man, Woman and Child a 1984 Police State Rivers that Run Red with Blood an End to Sanity Pain, suffering, the usual the Dead rising from the Grave the Return of the Antichrist an Unending Cacophony of Screams Something That's Really Metal

Pick a word just for the hell of it:
Fear Rage Insanity Horror Slaughter Evil Blood Dear God No Nightmares the Spice Girls All that is wrong with the world Fuzzy bunnies Sheer dementedness Metal