IF DINOSAURS COULD FLY HELICOPTERS

Some nonsense about Dinosaurs flying helicopters.

Recent investigations into the possibilities of dinosaurs being able to fly helicopters have led to startling facts like:

They may not have died out

Have opened fast food outlets (Kentucky Fried Dinosaurs)

Humans wouldn't be the only ones that could fly them

I would probably make a web site about them

Please note that no alcohol was used in making these pages... if it were... could have been much better.

I'm sure that AOL web space has been used much more constructively by others with imagination... but at the moment I can't think of a use... and as i'm paying for it.. it's going to have dinosaurs flying helicopters on it.

If the BBC would like to contact me in the near future with a follow up to their successful dinosaur series 'Walking with Dinosaurs' and 'Walking with Animals' with a much more entertaining 'Flying with Dinosaurs (in helicopters)', please do.