FAQS N STUFF
Can any dinosaur fly a helicopter?
No, some are too big
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Did Dinosaurs evolve into birds?
DON'T BE SO STUPID!!!!
Why would they need helicopters if they had wings?
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Were Dinosaurs furry
Dunno... maybe in the winter
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OTHER FAQs
Where is the highest population of dinosaurs?
The highest population of Dinosaurs used to be in Norwich. But, recently we have noticed that there are a large number of dinosaurs, fossils and old farts in Sheringham ;)
What was the first helicopter ever flown by a dinosaur?
A Super Flopperwhopperchoppercopter-5000 Deluxe.
The first helicopter built with cup holders and a tilt/slide sun roof. The tilt feature later removed after they found it got caught in the blades, causing thousands of dinosaur deaths and the near extinction of flying dinosaurs.
Do Dinosaurs like McDonalds?
Of course, but they are also rather partial to salad and spam from tesco's value range.
Is a Rabbit a dinosaur?
No
Is a sheep?
NO!!!
What about a ferret?
Not even close!!!
In order to stop nonsense questions about animals being dinosaurs...
Here is a simple test: If it ROARS!!! it's likely to be a dinosaur
If it squeaks, bleats or make any other feeble animal noise it's unlikely to be a dinosaur.
What if the ferret roared?
Then it could be a dinosaur.
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