Quotes
"It wasn't enough for her to take my sweater, now she has to horn in on my dreams! She's the most ever mooch--oh! And I haven't even gotten to the flossing."
~Buffy, in "Living Conditions"

Buffy: "This...is Gachnar?"
Xander: "Big overture. Little show."
Gachnar: "I am the Dark Lord of nightmares, the bringer of terror...Tremble before me! Fear me!"
Willow: "He's so cute."
~"Fear Itself"

"I told you! Giles, I said 'end of the world,' and you're all like...pooh pooh, Southern California, pooh pooh--"
~Buffy, in "Doomed"

"Harmony's a vampire? She must be dying without a reflection."
~Buffy, in "The Harsh Light of Day"

D'Hoffryn: "You have much anger and pain. Your magic is strong, but your pain...It's like a scream that pierces dimensional walls. We heard your call."
Willow: "I'm sorry. I'll try for a quite rage."
~"Something Blue"

Giles: "There's a reason why your here and a reason why its now!
Buffy: "Because now is the time my mom moved here."
~"Welcome to the Hellmouth"

"I don't get this. The candy's supposed to make you all immature and stuff, but I ate a ton and I don't feel any diff--never mind."
~Xander, in "Band Candy"

"No, no, I'm not saying she craned her neck. We are talking full-on
Exorcist twist."
~Buffy, in "Teacher's Pet"
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