Ollie
Ollie came to me as I was riding to the new Jerusalem.
He had a gun barrel in his mouth, a comic book in his hand.
He was thinking that the gun might really come to be of some use to him.
You know he once obeyed the law yet it left him nowhere to stand.
When Ollie came to me he was on a horse
That was stolen from a painting at the Rue de la Course.
He tipped the man a quarter and he galloped off,
A certified health nut with a smoker's cough.
Saner thoughts evade me as I contemplate my debtor's prison cell.
I can't even remember when I was doing well.
I grabbed the gun from Ollie, I said, "Son, why don't you hand that gun over here?"
I shot three parking meters, two French Poodles and a CD by Brittney Spears.
Ollie tried to tell me where the pigeons sit
When all their favorite statues are covered with shit.
Joggers stop to tell me that I'm in the way
While Ollie's to excited to enjoy the day.
Ollie was waiting for the day when I'd agree to join him in his foolish pranks.
He said, "Finish all your thankless work and I will just be waiting here
Annoying the police until they come after me in Sherman tanks,
March me off in leg-irons, singing like a gondolier."
When Ollie left this world he was whistling a tune
That was stolen from the juke box at the Horny Goat Saloon.
He left in better spirits than he ever stayed.
He even tipped his hat to a meter maid.
Ollie came to me as I was riding through the new Jerusalem.
He said, "Thanks for saving my life but I went ahead and caught the Plague."
And, all the women who thought he was wierd, now their saying how they'd grown so used to him.
And all the cops are on trial and Ollie's comic book's exhibit A.
Ollie tries to tell me where the pigeons sit
When all their favorite statues are covered with shit.
Joggers stop to tell me that I'm in the way
While Ollie's too excited to enjoy the day.