Barbie

 My idol was a Barbie doll
 With pointy breasts
 and waist so small.
 
 She really was a fancy thing
 With soft blond hair
 in a sixties swing
 
 We drank Tang,
 ate tasty filler
 We listened to songs
 Sung by Mitch Miller
 
 Barbie's legs, they bent just so
 I couldn't figure it out, you know
 
 So, I took my trusty blade
 to see of what stuff
 my Barbie was made
 
 I showed my friends
 Hey look!  A wire!
 They refused to believe,
 called me a liar
 
 Her wireless legs now all aflop
 Her neat blond hair
 twisted in a tangled mop
 
 My Barbie still was totally swell
 Made special for me
 By Mister Mattel